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It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal

by The Warhorse

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Comes in a matte gatefold digipak, with full liner notes & lyrics. Perfect for setting on a shelf, forgetting about it, and then finding it in ten years to listen to nostalgically and thinking "what was wrong with me why would I ever listen to this yikes".

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 300 

      $4.99 USD or more 

     

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Get all the glory of this entirely digital album on an outdated analog format. Comes with full liner notes, and available in two colors.

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 120 

      $4.99 USD or more 

     

  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    Become a walking PSA to warn your friends, family, co-workers, and burrito dealers about the dangers of consuming the audio recordings of The Warhorse.

    Extremely limited run of 75. Printed locally by the brilliant Deluxe Screen Printing of downtown Los Angeles.

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 75 

      $10 USD or more 

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

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DEEP POCKETS AND SHALLOW MINDS EMOTIONS FRAGILE LIKE A GLASS LANDMINE WHILE PEOPLE SLEEP OUTSIDE FINANCIAL APARTHEID YOU AREN’T QUALIFIED IT’S ALL EXPLOSIONS STORYBOOK CLICHES THEY MAKE ART AND YOU GET IN THE WAY YOU’RE KETCHUP ON A STEAK YOUR LEGACY’S HEADACHE YOU ARE A MISTAKE PAINT IT BLACK NOW PAINT IT WHITE VISION’S NOT THE SAME AS EYESIGHT IT’S CUTE YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SOUL IT’S LIGHTS CAMERA ASSHOLE ANOTHER BAD REBOOT WHO THE FUCK GREENLIT YOU YOU’RE A HUMAN TOILET BOWL IT’S LIGHTS CAMERA ASSHOLE WHAT A NICE SOIREE YOU’VE THROWN YOURSELF YOUR PR MINIONS POISED TO MASK THE SMELL WHAT ARE YOU SIX YEARS OLD YOUR TANTRUMS UNCONTROLLED SHOVE IT UP YOUR HOLE YOU THINK IT’S ZION IT’S A TAWDRY SLUM I HOPE YOU GET #METOO-ED TO KINGDOM COME YOU’RE SO FULL OF SHIT WE’RE FUCKING SICK OF IT WE’LL DROWN YOU IN THE TAR PITS PAINT IT BLACK NOW PAINT IT WHITE VISION’S NOT THE SAME AS EYESIGHT IT’S CUTE YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SOUL IT’S LIGHTS CAMERA ASSHOLE ANOTHER BAD REBOOT WHO THE FUCK GREENLIT YOU YOU’RE A HUMAN TOILET BOWL IT’S LIGHTS CAMERA ASSHOLE HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT BE WRONG THE WORLD’S BEEN DIFFERENT ALL ALONG A SINKING SHIP IN LAKE WOBEGON HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT YOU MIGHT BE WRONG THE WORLD’S BEEN DIFFERENT ALL ALONG IT’S TIME TO CHANGE YOUR SONG OR BID THE WHOLE WORLD SO LONG
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YOU’RE IN THE FACEBOOK GROUPS YOU MESSAGED WITH CARPENTER BRUT YOU’VE GOT A JUNO-6 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT A COOKIE YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT YOU LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU DO YOU ACT SOLELY OUT OF SPITE THAT YOU HAVE FOR YOU YOU ARE SO SMALL TOXIC FRAGILE COMING UNGLUED NO LIFE AT ALL I BET DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE “HEY LISTEN TO MY NEW SONG OR I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY” YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT YOU LIKE TO THINK THAT YOU DO YOU ACT SOLELY OUT OF SPITE THAT YOU HAVE FOR YOU YOU ARE SO SMALL TOXIC FRAGILE YOU ARE A RUBE NO LIFE AT ALL I BET DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE
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THINK THIS IS BAD WELL THIS AIN’T BAD THE BEST PUNCHLINE WE EVER HAD TRAFFIC JAMS AS PERFORMANCE ART THOMASSON YOU’RE A BIT PART YOU THINK YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM YOU JUST HAVE NO RHYTHM YOU THINK YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM NO YOU JUST HAVE NO RHYTHM FUCK MARRY OR KILL YOUR TV ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ENTROPY SO CHEW AND GRIND TO THRIVE IN SWILL AND THE GROUND IS SHAKING FROM THESE PACKED TREADMILLS SO KEEP YOUR GOOD VIBRATIONS TO YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU THINK YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM YOU JUST HAVE NO RHYTHM YOU THINK YOU MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM NO YOU JUST HAVE NO RHYTHM EVERY BEEHIVE’S GOT HONEY BUT ALSO BEES
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TEAR OUT THE BINDING GLUE IT BACK AGAIN YOU WERE RAISED TO BELIEVE TRADITION WAS YOUR FRIEND TRIGGER THE VEGANS BURN THE FASCISTS Y’ALL ARE DIRT GET OVER IT WELL I JUST STUBBED MY TOE AND IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU SOMEDAY MAYBE YOU’LL GET AN INTERNET QUOTE TATTOO PRIDE IS A SIN YEAH YOU’RE GOING TO HELL SWALLOW MY DOUBT TURN IT OUT INSIDE OUT FIND OUT YOU’RE JUST A COPY OF EVERYONE ELSE A CURIOUS CASE AN EPIDEMIC WHAT’LL IT TAKE TO REALIZE YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH SHIT A CURIOUS CASE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE COMMON AS SPIT THERE’S NO ROAD THROUGH THE WOODS AND THIS JOKE IS WEARING THIN YOU SAY TOMATO AND I SAY TOMATO BUT I WANT CREDIT FOR SAYING IT FIRST WHEN EVERY OUTCOME COMES DOWN TO INCOME HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE IF THERE WON’T BE ONE A CURIOUS CASE AN EPIDEMIC WHAT’LL IT TAKE TO REALIZE YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH SHIT A CURIOUS CASE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE COMMON AS SPIT THERE’S NO ROAD THROUGH THE WOODS AND THIS JOKE IS WEARING THIN (A CURIOUS CASE)
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WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE THE ARMY CAME TO MY DOOR TOLD ME NOT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE ALL THE FEDS KNOW YOUR MUSTACHE IS COOL YOU GOT A ‘STACHE I’LL JUST WORSHIP YOU I WANNA SEE YOU TRULY LIVE WHAT DO YOU THINK TAP WATER IS IT’S A GAY BOMB BABY ODOM STEER YOUR BARGE AROUND THE BEND A SNUFF FILM THE SADDEST TEENS COULD NOT DEFEND THEY CAME FROM KANSAS TO SEE WHAT THEY’D SEE THE ABSCONDING HEIGHT OF THE PALM TREES WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN WE ARE WE ARE ODOM STEER YOUR BARGE AROUND THE BEND A SNUFF FILM THE SADDEST TEENS COULD NOT DEFEND THEY CAME FROM KANSAS TO SEE WHAT THEY’D SEE THEY’RE DISAPPOINTED IN THE CITY THEY’RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME
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I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT AND I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE OH LORD IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING OH LORD I WOULD NOT LEND A HAND IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DROWNING I’D BE WATCHING AS THE SILENT SLIP BEGAN CHOKE
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I SPEND MY DAYS IN A HAZE MIMICKING SOME KIND OF LUCID MY WRINKLED HANDS DIG BORROWED LAND THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CONSUME ME TAKE A SEC CATCH MY BREATH LAUGH ABOUT WHAT I THOUGHT MATTERED THE SWEET EMBRACE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH THE ANCIENT CALM OF THE DIRT ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR FANCY CARS ALL YOUR TROPHIES SO WHAT MY HORSE CLIP-CLOPPING DOWN THE ROAD O HO I’M PART OF THE LANDSCAPE I AM PART OF THE LANDSCAPE MY HORSE CLIP-CLOPPING DOWN THE ROAD O HO I’M PART OF THE LANDSCAPE I AM PART OF THE LANDSCAPE I DON’T WANNA BURST YOUR BUBBLE I JUST WANNA FORCE YOU TO WATCH IT FLOAT AWAY WITHOUT YOU KNOCK KNOCK DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT YOUR LIFE SEEMS RATHER BUNK NOW DON’T IT IT DON’T MATTER HOW RIGHT YOU WAS A TINY FLASH AND THEN WE’RE DUST OUR WHOLE WORLD IS SUPERFLUOUS MY HORSE CLIP-CLOPPING DOWN THE ROAD O HO I’M PART OF THE LANDSCAPE I AM PART OF THE LANDSCAPE MY HORSE CLIP-CLOPPING DOWN THE ROAD O HO I’M PART OF THE LANDSCAPE I AM PART OF THE LANDSCAPE
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WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL WILL LOOK LIKE FOR YOU IMMIGRANTS LEAVE THEIR FOOTPRINTS ON YOUR SKULL WHEN THE CURB SPLITS YOUR HEAD IN TWO VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER WE NEED TO SPREAD SOME LOVE INSTEAD HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER I CAN’T IMAGINE YOU’D EVER SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE BUT ANYWAY THAT’S OK I’D RATHER YOU SWALLOW CYANIDE VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER WE NEED TO SPREAD SOME LOVE INSTEAD HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER DOES YOUR DIRTY MONEY MATCH THE COLOR OF YOUR SHELL PERSONALLY I THINK BLACK AND BLUE’S A MORE SUITABLE PASTEL HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER HEY MITCH (HEY MITCH) HOW ‘BOUT IT A BIG FAT SMACK ON THE LIPS (HOW ‘BOUT IT MAN) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (FROM MY LOUISVILLE) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (OH MY LOUISVILLE) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (STRIKE THREE ASSHOLE) SLUGGER
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EVERY SHINY THING THAT CATCHES MY CURIOUS EYES MIRRORS AND SMOKE SOMEHOW ALWAYS A SURPRISE CONSTANTLY VACILLATING STATE OF MIND THE THINGS WE TAKE BECOME THE THINGS WE LEAVE BEHIND IT’S NOT YOU (IT’S ME) YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO WHAT IS THIS (WHAT EVEN) JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS (...) I CALLOUSLY EXPRESS EVERY HAND I HOLD IS JUST A HAND TO HOLD ME BACK I’M SORRY I’M TIRED I DON’T THINK I REALLY MEAN THAT IT’S NOT YOU (EHHH IT MIGHT BE I DUNNO) YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL THE HECK OUT (OH WOULD YOU JUST PLEASE) CHILL THE HECK OUT (WHOA) CHILL THE HECK OUT (OHHHHH) CHILL THE HECK OUT (MMMMM) YOU HAVE GOT TO
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FLY 04:02
ALL AROUND THE WORLD STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME WHO KNOWS HOW LONG I’VE LOVED YOU EVERYWHERE I GO PEOPLE STOP AND THEY SEE 25 YEARS OLD MY MOTHER GOD REST HER SOUL I JUST WANNA FLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY I JUST WANNA FLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY DANCE A LITTLE STRANGER SHOW ME WHERE YOU’VE BEEN LOVE CAN MAKE YOU HOSTAGE WANNA DO IT AGAIN THERE’S NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE STARTING OR THE END WE’LL NEVER GET OLD MY MOTHER SHE TOLD ME SO I JUST WANNA FLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY I JUST WANNA FLY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME I JUST WANT TO FLY WELL I JUST WANT TO I JUST WANT TO FLY WELL I JUST WANT TO I JUST I JUST I JUST WANNA FLY YEAH DO YOU WANNA FLY WITH ME WITH ME WITH ME YEAH

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THIS ALBUM WAS AN ENTIRELY DIY ENDEAVOR, RECORDED IN BEDROOMS, LIVING ROOMS, GARAGES, AND CLOSETS THROUGHOUT LOS ANGELES WITHOUT ANY FORMAL TRAINING ON A BARELY-FUNCTIONING DECADE-OLD LAPTOP. WE MOSTLY USE KORG, ROLAND, AND NATIVE INSTRUMENTS SYNTHS. ABSOLUTELY NO GUITARS WERE USED IN THE RECORDING OF THIS ALBUM.

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released July 17, 2020

ALL SONGS WRITTEN, PERFORMED, AND RECORDED BY THE WARHORSE UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.

THANK YOU: EVERYONE IN THE KAM FAM, ALEKS & ALBERT BONILLA & THE WHOLE NEO-LA CREW, JESSE BISHOP, THE BLACK COFFEE TEAM, JESSE DACRI, TOM STUART, MATT BAUM, MARK THOMPSON & NICHOLAS VANCE & THE ENTIRE VACATION VINYL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE, AARON VEHLING, JUSTIN MARANGA, RAZORCAKE, JASON AND AARON STANIULIS, NATHAN LARIMER, ALEX HENES, ANTHONY TOCCHIO, JOHN GIOVANAZZI, JOSH NELSON, SILVIA MAGANA, THE BOYS OF GRAND LORD HIGH MASTER, THE FORMER TENANTS OF THE RUSSELL HOUSE, K.C. MALONEY, JASON ROCHE, DAN GATTO, GENE PRIEST, WATERMELON BANZAI, ECHOSYNTHETIC, LUIGI DONATELLO, TOM OWEN & BLOODY DISGUSTING, KJ & THE ATG MISFITS, OLIVIA MUTANT JOHN, WAR HORSE BREWING COMPANY, OUR PARENTS, COBRASIDE, JERRY HERRERA, SYNTHPOCALYPSE RITUAL HOUR, ALL THE PODCASTS AND BLOGS AND PUBLICATIONS THAT HAVE SUPPORTED US, & IF YOU DIDN’T SEE YOUR NAME HERE AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IT’S BECAUSE WE JUST REALLY REALLY RESPECT YOUR PRIVACY AND DIDN’T WANT TO BLOW UP YOUR SPOT.

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The Warhorse Los Angeles, California

gluten-free skidrokyo synthpunk.

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