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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Comes in a matte gatefold digipak, with full liner notes & lyrics. Perfect for setting on a shelf, forgetting about it, and then finding it in ten years to listen to nostalgically and thinking "what was wrong with me why would I ever listen to this yikes".

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 300 

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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Get all the glory of this entirely digital album on an outdated analog format. Comes with full liner notes, and available in two colors.

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    edition of 120 

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  • T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

    Become a walking PSA to warn your friends, family, co-workers, and burrito dealers about the dangers of consuming the audio recordings of The Warhorse.

    Extremely limited run of 75. Printed locally by the brilliant Deluxe Screen Printing of downtown Los Angeles.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Gentle Risks via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    edition of 75 

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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

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WE’RE LITTLE MORE THAN A BLINK OF THE COSMIC EYE. THERE’S A HUMOR IN OUR OBSESSION OVER DETAILS OF THINGS THAT ULTIMATELY DON’T MATTER. THROW IT ALL AWAY. NATURE DOESN’T CARE. YOU’RE FREE. THERE’S NO REASON YOU CAN’T SLAP TOGETHER BOTH AN EVE 6 AND A RUDYARD KIPLING REFERENCE IN THE SAME SONG

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TEAR OUT THE BINDING GLUE IT BACK AGAIN YOU WERE RAISED TO BELIEVE TRADITION WAS YOUR FRIEND TRIGGER THE VEGANS BURN THE FASCISTS Y’ALL ARE DIRT GET OVER IT WELL I JUST STUBBED MY TOE AND IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU SOMEDAY MAYBE YOU’LL GET AN INTERNET QUOTE TATTOO PRIDE IS A SIN YEAH YOU’RE GOING TO HELL SWALLOW MY DOUBT TURN IT OUT INSIDE OUT FIND OUT YOU’RE JUST A COPY OF EVERYONE ELSE A CURIOUS CASE AN EPIDEMIC WHAT’LL IT TAKE TO REALIZE YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH SHIT A CURIOUS CASE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE COMMON AS SPIT THERE’S NO ROAD THROUGH THE WOODS AND THIS JOKE IS WEARING THIN YOU SAY TOMATO AND I SAY TOMATO BUT I WANT CREDIT FOR SAYING IT FIRST WHEN EVERY OUTCOME COMES DOWN TO INCOME HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE IF THERE WON’T BE ONE A CURIOUS CASE AN EPIDEMIC WHAT’LL IT TAKE TO REALIZE YOUR LIFE AIN’T WORTH SHIT A CURIOUS CASE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE COMMON AS SPIT THERE’S NO ROAD THROUGH THE WOODS AND THIS JOKE IS WEARING THIN (A CURIOUS CASE)

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The Warhorse Los Angeles, California

gluten-free skidrokyo synthpunk.

for commissions, collaborations, and cocktail parties: killxallxmusic@gmail.com

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