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    Comes in a matte gatefold digipak, with full liner notes & lyrics. Perfect for setting on a shelf, forgetting about it, and then finding it in ten years to listen to nostalgically and thinking "what was wrong with me why would I ever listen to this yikes".

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Get all the glory of this entirely digital album on an outdated analog format. Comes with full liner notes, and available in two colors.

    Includes unlimited streaming of It's Been Fun, It's Been Real, It's Been Funereal via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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    Extremely limited run of 75. Printed locally by the brilliant Deluxe Screen Printing of downtown Los Angeles.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Gentle Risks via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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I’M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON, BUT THERE’S AT LEAST ONE TURTLEY FACE ON THIS PLANET I’D LIKE TO SMACK

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WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL WILL LOOK LIKE FOR YOU IMMIGRANTS LEAVE THEIR FOOTPRINTS ON YOUR SKULL WHEN THE CURB SPLITS YOUR HEAD IN TWO VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER WE NEED TO SPREAD SOME LOVE INSTEAD HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER I CAN’T IMAGINE YOU’D EVER SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE BUT ANYWAY THAT’S OK I’D RATHER YOU SWALLOW CYANIDE VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER WE NEED TO SPREAD SOME LOVE INSTEAD HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER DOES YOUR DIRTY MONEY MATCH THE COLOR OF YOUR SHELL PERSONALLY I THINK BLACK AND BLUE’S A MORE SUITABLE PASTEL HEY MITCH HOW ‘BOUT A KISS ON THE LIPS FROM MY LOUISVILLE SLUGGER HEY MITCH (HEY MITCH) HOW ‘BOUT IT A BIG FAT SMACK ON THE LIPS (HOW ‘BOUT IT MAN) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (FROM MY LOUISVILLE) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (OH MY LOUISVILLE) FROM MY LOUISVILLE (STRIKE THREE ASSHOLE) SLUGGER

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The Warhorse Los Angeles, California

gluten-free skidrokyo synthpunk.

for commissions, collaborations, and cocktail parties: killxallxmusic@gmail.com

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